Discord in Kalos
Dec 18, 2019 17:12:10 GMT -8
Post by flipz on Dec 18, 2019 17:12:10 GMT -8
Author's note: Don't take the exact times listed too seriously, they're more a rough arbitrary indication of time passing than an exact timing of events. Aside from the specific timestamps, this story is CANON.
94 unread messages since 1:03 AM
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:03 AM, said:
OMA
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:03 AM, said:
Hmm?
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:03 AM, said:
News. Now.
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:04 AM, said:
. . . oh shit
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
What’s wrong?
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
You have an ear infection, go back to sleep and worry about it in the morning.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
I’m mostly fine again, and I’m back in my normal time zone, it’s not ass-o-clock in the morning for me anymore.
…HOLY SHIT WTF
Is this real???
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
Arceus I hope not
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:07 AM, said:
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:08 AM, said:
@everyone this is super important
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:08 AM, said:
I think that’s disabled, let me try.
| @everyone emergency meeting now.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:12 AM, said:
Did someone use the forbidden ping?
… oh
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:19 AM, said:
I could have sworn we turned the everyone ping off
Oh carp
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:19 AM, said:
This is so bad
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:20 AM, said:
no shit
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:21 AM, said:
Has anyone heard from @sycamore#2013 or @professoralderson#1969 yet?
Is anyone else still in Kalos?
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:28 AM, said:
I literally landed in Galar two hours ago
I think I missed the attack by minutes
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:32 AM, said:
Holy shit
Are you okay??
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:33 AM, said:
I don’t even know, man
I’m still in shock
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:41 AM, said:
Honestly, same
This whole thing is out of control.
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:12 AM, said:
I’m getting a “number cannot be reached” message for Elaine’s cell
Kukui’s still trying Sycamore.
Dr. Kukui, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:34 AM, said:
So I’m getting through to the lab just fine, but no one’s picking up. Does anyone have Sycamore’s cell? Burnet’s checking with Rowan but it’s a long shot.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:34 AM, said:
@birchmeister#5105 Sycamore’s cell?
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 02:41 AM, said:
I don’t think Birch has been on in a while. Maybe ask Rowan for Birch’s number.
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:42 AM, said:
Will do.
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:02 AM, said:
Augustine’s alive. His phone’s dying on him, he said he’ll get us up to speed once he’s plugged in.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:03 AM, said:
Oh thank Arceus.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:04 AM, said:
suddenly remembers how to breathe
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:04 AM, said:
fuuuuuuuck that’s a relief
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:06 AM, said:
^
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:14 AM, said:
I’ma hop off for now, I’m still too shaken up to think straight
Night for now.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:14 AM, said:
Stay safe.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:14 AM, said:
Take care of yourself, Merc.
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:15 AM, said:
You too. Get some rest.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:15 AM, said:
Only if you do too.
‘Later, all. @professoralderson#1969 if you get this CALL US.
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:18 AM, said:
| Turned the @everyone ping back on, if you haven’t checked in since the whole Kalos thing started going down please do so. In the meantime, I need to go lie down.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:19 AM, said:
Take care, boss.
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:43 AM, said:
| I’m sorry to worry you, @everyone. Things have been chaotic here, for obvious reasons. I was attacked by Team Flare, but a group of helpful bystanders fought them off. I was… injured, during the fight, but I should be mostly fine, my assistants are looking after me now.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
So the Flare part is definitely real then?
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:43 AM, said:
Unmistakably so.
It sounds like fiction, but it’s unfortunately real.
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:43 AM, said:
Oh shoot.
I take a nap for a few hours and wake up to this.
What happened?
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
Well
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
*is happening?
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
Well
For starters, Flare made clones of one of my former assistants and programmed one of them to try and kill me.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
…I’m sorry, what?!
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
What
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:45 AM, said:
That was my question as well.
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:47 AM, said:
Okay so do you all know what happened with Elaine’s son?
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:47 AM, said:
…
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:48 AM, said:
Well apparently her ex-husband was still alive, and spent the last decade making clones of Alain for Team Flare.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:48 AM, said:
What the fuck
That’s…
What the fuck
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
Some of them managed to escape Flare, but the one that attacked me had some sort of strange power. We don’t have a lot of data, but we think the attack he used was something like a human variation on the move Oblivion Wing.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
how???
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
Obviously we have a limited sample supply, but it would explain the damage he did to me and his reactions to Aura powers.
Your guess is as good as mine at this point, I’m afraid.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
…
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:05 AM, said:
My Holo Caster is running out of battery again. I’ll be back once it’s charged, the lab computer will be down for a bit until we can repair the system.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:35 AM, said:
Thank Arceus
Any word from Elaine?
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:38 AM, said:
Not yet.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:38 AM, said:
K
Wake me if she shows up.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:39AM, said:
nods
Will do.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 05:13 AM, said:
NO
THE TOWER
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:19AM, said:
Oh shit
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:24 AM, said:
Kalos cell network is down, landlines are still working. Still no word from Elaine.
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:27 AM, said:
You don’t think…?
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:29AM, said:
…
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 05:33 AM, said:
We gotta believe.
We just have to hope and pray and believe that everything will be okay.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:35 AM, said:
I hope you’re right. I really hope you’re right.
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OMA
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:03 AM, said:
Hmm?
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:03 AM, said:
News. Now.
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:04 AM, said:
. . . oh shit
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
What’s wrong?
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
You have an ear infection, go back to sleep and worry about it in the morning.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
I’m mostly fine again, and I’m back in my normal time zone, it’s not ass-o-clock in the morning for me anymore.
…HOLY SHIT WTF
Is this real???
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:06 AM, said:
Arceus I hope not
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:07 AM, said:
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:08 AM, said:
@everyone this is super important
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:08 AM, said:
I think that’s disabled, let me try.
| @everyone emergency meeting now.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:12 AM, said:
Did someone use the forbidden ping?
… oh
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:19 AM, said:
I could have sworn we turned the everyone ping off
Oh carp
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:19 AM, said:
This is so bad
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:20 AM, said:
no shit
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:21 AM, said:
Has anyone heard from @sycamore#2013 or @professoralderson#1969 yet?
Is anyone else still in Kalos?
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:28 AM, said:
I literally landed in Galar two hours ago
I think I missed the attack by minutes
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:32 AM, said:
Holy shit
Are you okay??
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 01:33 AM, said:
I don’t even know, man
I’m still in shock
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 01:41 AM, said:
Honestly, same
This whole thing is out of control.
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:12 AM, said:
I’m getting a “number cannot be reached” message for Elaine’s cell
Kukui’s still trying Sycamore.
Dr. Kukui, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:34 AM, said:
So I’m getting through to the lab just fine, but no one’s picking up. Does anyone have Sycamore’s cell? Burnet’s checking with Rowan but it’s a long shot.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:34 AM, said:
@birchmeister#5105 Sycamore’s cell?
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 02:41 AM, said:
I don’t think Birch has been on in a while. Maybe ask Rowan for Birch’s number.
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 02:42 AM, said:
Will do.
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:02 AM, said:
Augustine’s alive. His phone’s dying on him, he said he’ll get us up to speed once he’s plugged in.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:03 AM, said:
Oh thank Arceus.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:04 AM, said:
suddenly remembers how to breathe
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:04 AM, said:
fuuuuuuuck that’s a relief
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:06 AM, said:
^
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:14 AM, said:
I’ma hop off for now, I’m still too shaken up to think straight
Night for now.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:14 AM, said:
Stay safe.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:14 AM, said:
Take care of yourself, Merc.
Dr. Unovian Mercer, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:15 AM, said:
You too. Get some rest.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:15 AM, said:
Only if you do too.
‘Later, all. @professoralderson#1969 if you get this CALL US.
Dr. Aspear Ugi, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:18 AM, said:
| Turned the @everyone ping back on, if you haven’t checked in since the whole Kalos thing started going down please do so. In the meantime, I need to go lie down.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 03:19 AM, said:
Take care, boss.
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:43 AM, said:
| I’m sorry to worry you, @everyone. Things have been chaotic here, for obvious reasons. I was attacked by Team Flare, but a group of helpful bystanders fought them off. I was… injured, during the fight, but I should be mostly fine, my assistants are looking after me now.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
So the Flare part is definitely real then?
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:43 AM, said:
Unmistakably so.
It sounds like fiction, but it’s unfortunately real.
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:43 AM, said:
Oh shoot.
I take a nap for a few hours and wake up to this.
What happened?
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
Well
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
*is happening?
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
Well
For starters, Flare made clones of one of my former assistants and programmed one of them to try and kill me.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
…I’m sorry, what?!
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:44 AM, said:
What
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:45 AM, said:
That was my question as well.
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:47 AM, said:
Okay so do you all know what happened with Elaine’s son?
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:47 AM, said:
…
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:48 AM, said:
Well apparently her ex-husband was still alive, and spent the last decade making clones of Alain for Team Flare.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:48 AM, said:
What the fuck
That’s…
What the fuck
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
Some of them managed to escape Flare, but the one that attacked me had some sort of strange power. We don’t have a lot of data, but we think the attack he used was something like a human variation on the move Oblivion Wing.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
how???
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
Obviously we have a limited sample supply, but it would explain the damage he did to me and his reactions to Aura powers.
Your guess is as good as mine at this point, I’m afraid.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 03:58 AM, said:
…
Dr. Augustine Sycamore, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:05 AM, said:
My Holo Caster is running out of battery again. I’ll be back once it’s charged, the lab computer will be down for a bit until we can repair the system.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:35 AM, said:
Thank Arceus
Any word from Elaine?
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:38 AM, said:
Not yet.
Dr. Fritz Frizzle, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:38 AM, said:
K
Wake me if she shows up.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 04:39AM, said:
nods
Will do.
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 05:13 AM, said:
NO
THE TOWER
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:19AM, said:
Oh shit
Dr. Burnet, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:24 AM, said:
Kalos cell network is down, landlines are still working. Still no word from Elaine.
Dr. Kotaro Nujitsu, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:27 AM, said:
You don’t think…?
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:29AM, said:
…
Dr. Ivan Alkubierre, on 07 Aug 2017 - 05:33 AM, said:
We gotta believe.
We just have to hope and pray and believe that everything will be okay.
Dr. Emmeryn Kodachi, on 13 Aug 2017 - 05:35 AM, said:
I hope you’re right. I really hope you’re right.